I PUNCHED A SPOON BECAUSE I WAS HIGH

This is a bulletin from Myspace that Rene and I found very amusing.
Mine is actually: I kissed 1000 people because that bitch stole my taco. The original post (or at least the one I saw) was... I punched a spoon yadda yadda.

YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH

JANUARY-----------I ATE
FEBRUARY---------I BEAT UP
MARCH-------------I MADE OUT WITH
APRIL---------------I KILLED
MAY-----------------I DREAMT ABOUT
JUNE----------------I PIMP SLAPPED
JULY-----------------I KISSED
AUGUST------------I KICKED
SEPTEMBER--------I MESSED WITH
OCTOBER----------- I SLAPPEDI
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I PUNCHED



- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY BEST FRIEND
3--------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
4--------A LAWN GNOME
5--------NEW BOYFRIEND
6--------A MEXICAN
7--------A SPOON
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A HOBO
10-------A GOTH
11------- TRUE LOVE
12-------MY BOYFRIEND
13-------HIM/HER
14-------A Slut
15-------A CHEERLEADER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------A HOBO
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A SEXY BITCH
21-------A NOODLE
22-------A BANANA
23-------MY EX
24-------A TREE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------YOU
27-------A SKINNY BITCH
28------- MYSELF
29-------A GANGSTER
30-------My Ex
31-------MY UNCLE


- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE--------- BECAUSE IM BALLIN
BROWN----------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
PINK------------BECAUSE IM A PREP
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE IM KEEPIN IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT/IN A TOWEL------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BLACK--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN------------- BECAUSE I SUCK BALLS/VAGINA
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE
DIFFRNT COLORS----------BECAUSE I love HIM